[Intro]
[Verse 1]
G G B7 B7
So long Goodbye
Em D
I'll see you when I see you
C Cm
You can pick the street I'll meet you
G B7 Em'
on the other side
[Verse 2]
D/F# G G B7 B7
So long Goodbye
Em D
Do I really have to finish?
C Cm
Do returns always diminish?
G B7 Em'
Did I say that right?
[Chorus]
G G#dim Am Em
Does anybody want to joke
(I wanna hear you tell a joke)
F C. D.
When no one's laughing in the background?
G Dm7 F C.Bb
So this is how it ends
G Dm7 Bb Eb. C. G G G G
I promise to never go outside again
[Verse 3]
G G B7 B7
So long Bye!
Em D
I'm slowly losing power,
C Cm
has it only been an hour?
G B7 Em'
No, that can't be right
[Verse 4]
D/F# G G B7 B7
So long Goodbye
Em D
Hey, here's a fun idea
C Cm
How about I sit on the couch
G B7 Em'
and I watch you next time?
[Chorus]
G G#dim Am Em
Does anybody want to joke
(I wanna hear you tell a joke)
F C. D.
When no one's laughing in the background?
G Dm7 F C.Bb
So this is how it ends
G Dm7 Bb Eb. C. G G G G
I promise to never go outside again
[Bridge]
Em Am
Am I going crazy?
D
Would I even know?
G. Ebdim.
Am I right back where I started 14 years ago?
Em Am
Wanna guess the ending?
D G. Ebdim.
If it ever does, I swear to God that all I've ever wanted was:
Em Em
A little bit of everything all of the time
Am/C Am/C
A bit of everything all of the time
G G
Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime
F#dim F#dim
I'm finished playing and I'm staying inside
C G D
If I wake up in a house that's full of smoke
Em. D.
I'll panic, so call me up and tell me a joke
C G D
When I'm fully irrelevant and totally bro-ken damn it
Em. Bm.
Call me up and tell me a joke
C G
Oh shit
B7 Em. D.
You're really joking at a time like this?
[Outro]
G Am
Well, well Look who's inside again?
D Em. D.
Went out to look for a reason to hide again
G Am D
Well, well Buddy, you found it
Ebaug Em. Ebaug.
Now come out with your hands up
Cadd9. Cm.
We've got you surrounded